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    Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic May 7

    Welcome to Heaven. I'm Manfred, judgment coordinator. Good news: Heaven's real and getting in has nothing to do with belief. Bad news: Admittance IS based on whether you were sparing with exclamation points. Based on your expressions, I’m betting most of you didn’t get that memo.

    5:34 PM - 7 May 2018
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    • Rob Sieh Teresa Danner Kander Spooky Bones: All The Time Forever™️ Lee Mason 🧟‍♀️ Heather Jane 🧛‍♀️ Definitely Not Banksy Stella Z⭐⭐⭐ Helen Lindsey Walker Dueling Librarians
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      2. K.M.M. Healy‏ @kmmhealy May 8
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Does heaven pay attention to the mediums of which you're sparing, or sparing in general? Asking for a friend. Totally.pic.twitter.com/exPmOvMnQx

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      3. Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic May 8
        Replying to @kmmhealy

        I'm no theologian. We'll have to trust we'll get the answers by and by.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. K.M.M. Healy‏ @kmmhealy May 8
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        And find the Holy Memo Machine! That's the next India Jones reboot.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Ronni‏ @RoadHomeQuiltn May 7
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        LOL. I'll be worrying about that every time I write.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic May 7
        Replying to @RoadHomeQuiltn

        A teacher once told me to pretend I was born with only 10 of them.

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      4. Ronni‏ @RoadHomeQuiltn May 7
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Ohhh you had great teachers

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      5. Definitely Not Banksy‏ @def_not_banksy May 9
        Replying to @RoadHomeQuiltn @MicroFlashFic

        The best teachers!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      2. BlondywithanEdge‏ @Christi13570139 May 7
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Memo? What memo? Got shunted into the spam file obviously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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      3. BlondywithanEdge‏ @Christi13570139 May 7
        Replying to @Christi13570139 @MicroFlashFic

        Thanks. My Grandma always told me I was going straight to hell.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic May 7
        Replying to @Christi13570139

        Luckily it’s not up to her.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kate Cornell‏ @SweetenedKate May 7
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        I am so screwed!!!!!!

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      1. ET-Throws-Books‏ @I_Throw_Books May 7
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Oh no!!!!!!!

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      1. Moral Fiber‏ @MoralFiber_Mj May 8
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Lol! 😅

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      1. Valerie Hilal‏ @valeriehilal May 8
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        What does Heaven say about ellipses...there has to be a rule about that too... 😉

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      1. the tiny narrative‏ @tiny_narrative May 7
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        oh no...

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      1. Karl Temple‏ @ktemple9 May 7
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Only use them for birthday wishes, so I’m good...

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      1. No Name, No Slogan‏ @Cybergarou23 May 7
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        I'm so screwed!!!!!!!!!!!1one

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      1. Entero Health‏ @Enterohealth Jul 15
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic @Lizizme

        ?

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      1. Definitely Not Banksy‏ @def_not_banksy May 9
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        No!!!!

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