"You seem awfully well-adjusted for a ghost. What's your unfinished business on Earth?" "My grandson Max is a crumb-bum." "And you want to scare him straight? "Oh heavens no. He's incapable of learning. I'm just hanging around to watch him fail. He's my own personal sitcom."
5:12 PM - 29 Apr 2018
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