"She says I lie too much." "What do you think is the right amount of lies?" "More than none; less than a bunch. Some. Some lies are necessary to lubricate a relationship." "I disagree but I respect you." "Thanks." "How'd I do?" "Perfect. I appreciate that you kept it believable."
10:57 AM - 14 Mar 2018
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