On Monday mornings, he likes to pretend the rapture happened overnight and he's the only one not swept up into the arms of the Lord. Sometimes he can make it two whole blocks without seeing another person. He's always deeply disappointed in the poor sinner who breaks the spell.
4:13 AM - 12 Mar 2018
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