The King of Mars currently lives on Maryland's Eastern Shore. He keeps an eye on his domain most nights using a telescope he stole from a high school. "Everything seems to be in order," he says, nodding with approval before cracking a tall boy and attending to earthly matters.
Replying to @loomhigh
Oh and I should add than generally only very cheap beers come in tall boys. It's signifies a certain kind of drinking.
4:10 AM - 9 Feb 2018
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