“The Elf on the Shelf sees when you’re naughty.” “Does it assess me, or just my behavior in the moment?” “Well...” “What’s the difference between being good and refraining from evil?” “The thing is...” “Do I have a soul?” “If I put the elf away, will you stop?” “Sure thing, Dad.”
7:58 AM - 23 Dec 2017
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