A magic frog lived in Kirby's backyard. It gave out simple, definitive advice. "Invest in copper futures." "Avoid foods with more than 2 syllables." "Only kiss people who wear hats." Kirby knew it was nonsense, but it did it all anyway. The frog was just so damn confident.
12:01 PM - 8 Nov 2017
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