He was a lonely chemist, his only friend an atom of americium named Doug. One day Doug spontaneously decayed. "Oh Doug, you're so random!"
Puns are my whisky. I think, "oh I shouldn't." Then, "just one won't hurt." Pretty soon I'm naked on the freeway, bellowing wordplay at God.
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Rather changes that phrase "divine punishment."
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