"How's Karl?" "We broke up. He's a liar." "Oh no!" "He said he was a werewolf, but it turns out he's just hairy." "Did you curse him?" "No, I turned into a cloud of bees and flew away." "Smart." "I always say, 'When someone shows you who they are, bee leave them the first time.'"
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New fav account lol thank you
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