"When I was little, I dreamed about eating a whole can of chocolate frosting, and as soon as I got my own place, that's what I did. I figured I'd get sick, but I didn't. It was amazing and joyous and absolutely terrible for me. I can never do it again. It haunts me."
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Delicious. I’ve already replenished the pantry with another can.
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I worked as a baker for several years, and used to make really great buttercream from scratch. Now, I’ve been reduced to lard-laden store bought varieties. Not that anyone should be eating entire cans of frosting..