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    Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic Sep 28

    "When I was little, I dreamed about eating a whole can of chocolate frosting, and as soon as I got my own place, that's what I did. I figured I'd get sick, but I didn't. It was amazing and joyous and absolutely terrible for me. I can never do it again. It haunts me."

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      2. The (possessed spiders) Storyhive‏ @DRRDsStoryhive Sep 28
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Did the same with almost a kg of cookies one night, it landed me in the hospital by 3 am

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic Sep 28
        Replying to @DRRDsStoryhive

        Woah! Hope you're all better now.

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      4. The (possessed spiders) Storyhive‏ @DRRDsStoryhive Sep 28
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Had a surgery, all better now, minus gallbladder.pic.twitter.com/xoUc40Bk1F

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      2. Secret ‘Society’ Squirrel‏ @ssquirrel007 Sep 28
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Truth or fiction? 😀

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      3. Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic Sep 28
        Replying to @ssquirrel007

        Fiction, actually. I've done other similarly dumb things to my body, but not this specific one. I thought chocolate frosting was a good representational bad food.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Secret ‘Society’ Squirrel‏ @ssquirrel007 Sep 28
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        It was awesome. 😉

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      2. KJtheAwkward‏ @KJtheAwkward Sep 28
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Yeahhhhhh, I did this with a can of vanilla frosting last week 😅 I worked as a baker for several years, and used to make really great buttercream from scratch. Now, I’ve been reduced to lard-laden store bought varieties. Not that anyone should be eating entire cans of frosting..

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      3. Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic Sep 28
        Replying to @KJtheAwkward

        how was it?

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      4. KJtheAwkward‏ @KJtheAwkward Sep 28
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Delicious. I’ve already replenished the pantry with another can.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. R.H.M.Wilde‏ @RezaWilde Sep 28
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        I have that same dream, but with a store-bought rotisserie chicken. It IS going to happen.

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      1. Daniel Houck‏ @daniel_houck Sep 28
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        The solution to this is to next time eat two cans, then four, and double each time. Very quickly you will get sick, and you won't want to do it again.

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      1. Adrienne Veronese‏ @AdrienneVerones Sep 28
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        Where did it haunt you most; abs, or thighs? 😉

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      1. IdaniaBlue‏ @IdaniaBlue Sep 28
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        Eclairs. It’s going to happen. Soon

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      1. M. Singam‏ @MSingam2017 Sep 28
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        Whenever I have dreams about food it’s usually me overdoing it too. Like gorging out at a buffet or on cake.

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      1. boo-kshot‏ @bookshot Sep 28
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        Relatable.

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      1. robert herbert‏ @roberthmn Sep 28
        Replying to @MicroFlashFic

        I was stunned by "haunted!" what kind of life could anyone lead that could be haunted by food?! then I read the thread! y'all a bunch of amateur eaters, who never suffered from emotional problems! eating a can of frosting?! that's a good day!!

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