Bill saw a doctor for heartburn. “Do you have any blank spots on your family tree?” she asked. “My maternal grandfather. Why?” “We believe you have latent draconic ancestry. You need something stronger than Tums.” “Pepcid?” “We’ll start with peasant blood and take it from there.”
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Replying to @MicroFlashFic @EsserZed
i read only the last line at first, and thought it was a hot take about the rich these days but yeah this too
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Replying to @TerraChained @EsserZed
I’m sure Gwyneth Paltrow is only about two years away from hawking peasants’ blood as a cure for rough earlobes.
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