***Today is my birthday. I've got a favor to ask: If you enjoy this account, please share it with someone you love. Let me make them as happy/sad as I make you. I'm incredibly grateful for the support of Twitter's writing community. Thanks for welcoming me into your feeds.
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Ohh wow So Ominous My one's orange and pulses every time I sneeze
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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