I thought this was supposed to be fiction... 
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thank you. Great read before deciding to not mow the lawn.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
felt great earlier but the existential dread found its way back
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.