***I was walking downtown and talking on the phone. While waiting at the crosswalk, I said something like "My Twitter experience is so different pre- and post-Vampire." Everyone on the corner moved away from me. I immediately hung up and ran away and now I'm worried a hunt is on.
I’m not afraid of death, generally, but I suppose my opinion of a slit throat would depend on how well done it was. Like, a situation where I bleed out slowly would be far more annoying than one where I was dead by the time shock wore off.
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Well... apparently the noises they make can be downright inhuman, so that's nice, but yes I would like to just sit down and gradually fall asleep, I can't do that even when I want to
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Skin on the throat cuts very easily, and scars on the throat and neck do Not heal. It's not fun. And people don't realize how far blood splatters, it wouldn't be a drip out of your neck, there would be blood on the other side of the room, im not a serial killer i swear
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Well yeah if you *really put your heart in it,* but the adam's apple acts as basically a shield of cartilage and it's pretty thick. You'd do better going for the side and just- ....I mean look away. You do not see this tweet.
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