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    1. Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic Aug 10

      ***I was walking downtown and talking on the phone. While waiting at the crosswalk, I said something like "My Twitter experience is so different pre- and post-Vampire." Everyone on the corner moved away from me. I immediately hung up and ran away and now I'm worried a hunt is on.

      7 replies 31 retweets 253 likes
    2. Ra͈̓nti/Pick  🦎‏ @Burnt_Elegy Aug 10
      Replying to @MicroFlashFic

      Similarly, I was having a very involved medical conversation over dinner when a waitress walks by at the exact time I happen to say very loudly "You know HOW many ways you can break your dick!?" I think I made that woman's night. Some things are better without context.

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      Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic Aug 10
      Replying to @Burnt_Elegy

      How many ways can one break a dick?

      3:41 PM - 10 Aug 2018
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        2. Ra͈̓nti/Pick  🦎‏ @Burnt_Elegy Aug 10
          Replying to @MicroFlashFic

          Apparently the jury's still out on that one. If the guy's even alive at this point. It was a running joke, a parent of mine used to work in the O.R. and they had ONE GUY that showed up like clockwork, over and over, because somehow, some way, he broke it. Again.

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        3. Micro Flash Fiction‏ @MicroFlashFic Aug 10
          Replying to @Burnt_Elegy

          I wonder if it’s one of those situations where once you break it, it never heals quite right and so it’s easier to break it again in the future.

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        4. Ra͈̓nti/Pick  🦎‏ @Burnt_Elegy Aug 10
          Replying to @MicroFlashFic

          the...the poor thing would be a curly fry by now

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        5. Barbara E‏ @JustNeverBarbie Aug 10
          Replying to @Burnt_Elegy @MicroFlashFic

          🤣

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