"My life needs 43% more dog." "That's an awfully specific figure." "I know what I need; it's 43% more dog." "Does that mean you have 7 dogs and you need 3 more or..." "Why are you so hung up on this?" "I just need to know if you're very good at mental math or very bad at dogs."
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Replying to @MicroFlashFic
I really feel like I need more information on this as well...
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Replying to @Bridge_DepEd @RezaWilde
A dog with a disability is still a whole dog.
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Replying to @MicroFlashFic @RezaWilde
I'm already devising experimental protocols to test that thesis.
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Replying to @Bridge_DepEd @RezaWilde
I know you're kidding, but I feel like legally have to tell you not to, or I'll end up in Dog Court.
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Replying to @MicroFlashFic @RezaWilde
*THOUGHT* EXPERIMENTS *THOUGHT* EXPERIMENTS . ..wait wat there's a fucking *dog court* now? Holy hellfire, the country really is going to the dogs. I thought that was an idiom.
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Replying to @Bridge_DepEd @RezaWilde
OH NO! I'VE SAID TOO MUCH. I CAN HEAR THE SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR.
1:42 PM - 10 Aug 2018
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Just give them some treats! And maybe a few steaks, topped with liver.
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