Ohmigosh, I didn't realize you went viral! You never dropped a SoundCloud link or anything!
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I don’t have any other projects and I don’t really want people to give me money. All I want is to tell people tiny stories— so from that perspective it was a big success.
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You're doing a fabulous job and deserve the fame! I do and do not understand not wanting to to get paid. I wouldn't have one, I'm not doing anything worth $$. But you are enriching twitter with thought provoking, fun, little stories. If anyone deserves $$ on here, you do.
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I’m worried it would change my relationship with this project. This makes me really happy right now and I’m reluctant to mess with that.
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I guess I get that. It wouldn't be fine anymore, maybe, just pressure
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Similarly, I was having a very involved medical conversation over dinner when a waitress walks by at the exact time I happen to say very loudly "You know HOW many ways you can break your dick!?" I think I made that woman's night. Some things are better without context.
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How many ways can one break a dick?
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Apparently the jury's still out on that one. If the guy's even alive at this point. It was a running joke, a parent of mine used to work in the O.R. and they had ONE GUY that showed up like clockwork, over and over, because somehow, some way, he broke it. Again.
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I wonder if it’s one of those situations where once you break it, it never heals quite right and so it’s easier to break it again in the future.
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the...the poor thing would be a curly fry by now
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Hmm... I'm noticing a vampire trend here...
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That’s something that really happened to me as a result of the other vampire tweet. Life is weird.
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Life is weird when you act weird!
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I confess, I joined at vampire, but its been a treat and that's why I stay.
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I totally agree. Best Twitter discovery of the year!
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Lol at this one.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Loose lips sink stakes!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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