”You are charged with being an accelerant under the Articles of Conflagration. How do you plead?” ”Non-flammable, Your Ignition.” ”They all say that. We’ll see.”
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Replying to @MicroFlashFic
(Smugly) "Inflammable your honor" (Audible gasps from audience) "Wait, which one's that again? "
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