Bill's left arm is wet; he shifts the umbrella to his other hand. Now he's got two slightly damp arms. He tries to hold the umbrella in the middle of his frame. Now his lower back is exposed. He cannot prevent misery, only distribute it, a consequence of being larger than life.
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