Sad that this is exactly how it would happen. Dead, but at least her grammar was fixed. 
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Her spelling was fixed.

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Thank you for illustrating my point perfectly.
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(Doffs hat) Jes’ doin’ mah job, ma’am.
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I am dyslexic, and this is my world. Your story could be very metaphoric, I mean if I was going to get all deep about it.
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This is my feeling I have every time I misspell something, or made a grammatical error, on twitter. Twitter needs an edit function.
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Right? Each time, it's like, "Oh, no! Should I delete and redo it?"
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BWAHAHAHA! Exactly my reaction as I was reading it!
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We're awful people. LOL!
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That night, from her hammock strung between obligatory swaying palms, Ashley watched the stars perform their nightly dance through the sky. A soft, tropical breeze brushed her cheeks wet with crying over the cruelty of grammar purists. She would end her life a bitter, broken husk
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You've been on twitter too long
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She didn't deserve rescuing. That spelling, is on her.
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