"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?" "No- wait, Dracula?" "Yes!" "You're vampires?" "Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires come from?" "I assumed you bit people." "There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
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Replying to @MicroFlashFic @LibyaLiberty
I'm just sitting here watching this tweet blow up
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Replying to @shebubbah @LibyaLiberty
You and me both!
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