"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?" "No- wait, Dracula?" "Yes!" "You're vampires?" "Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires come from?" "I assumed you bit people." "There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
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95 actually
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That's terrible.
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Stole a church door too
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I thought it was just vandalized?
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Yah, I was invited to their daughter's Kryptonceañera.
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Yes. And that’s terrible.
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That's as many as four tens.
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they were clearly pies
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tbsis is the funnniest sht ive ever read
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