"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?" "No- wait, Dracula?" "Yes!" "You're vampires?" "Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires come from?" "I assumed you bit people." "There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
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Your writing is seriously great.
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Thank you!
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Come on. You can't leave us dangling with that pay pal story! :-)
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Can you tell the tiny version of the PayPal story?
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Yeah, you've got me interested in how you were banned for life from PayPal.
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If you ever start telling long stories, you should start with that one.
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Can we have the PayPal story?
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I love finding your stories pop up on my feed. Your skill is amazing. I write a lot & in different genres, but your ability to evoke an entire universe in a single tweet leaves me awestruck. Try cashme or Venmo if you want/need to start collecting $$.
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You are an amazingly creative writer. I'm so glad I found this account. And maybe, it will even inspire me to get back to writing.
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Can we get a Micro Flash story on how you got banned from PayPal.. for life..
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You're absolutely lovely. Followed you and looking forward to your stories!
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I want to read th story about what you did to PayPal.
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I feel like your work would be great for a microanthology. Tiny stories in a tiny book so even when we don't have our phones, we can read!
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Of course PayPal banned you. Accepting payment in blood is against their TOS.
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I love what you are creating....I've been diving deeply for the 20 or so....!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Great account!
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I think “PayPal banned me for life” is the best shortest short story I’ve ever read :D
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Your next story should be about the PayPal incident. I'm confused and intrigued???
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