"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?" "No- wait, Dracula?" "Yes!" "You're vampires?" "Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires come from?" "I assumed you bit people." "There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
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I mean that's basically what it is. Also it's one of those series where the authors name is one of the characters name and they feel like they have to explain everything at times which is fine.
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The author also wrote a series involving demons and lycanthropy as actual cancer that edgelord teen me loved
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Don't worry, we all loved edgy things as teens. I'm still hoping to marry a werewolf
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Ahhh WOOOOO
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Ban awoo
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In that case, if you haven’t seen “The Fearless Vampire Killers -or- Pardon Me But Your Teeth Are In My Neck” (1967) please do so ASAP
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Also, "My best friend is a Vampire "
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