"Rick Springfield?" "Yes, can I help you?" "I'm Jesse. And this is Jesse. And he's also Jesse." "Why do you all have baseball bats? Oh. I get it. Very funny, guys. It's just a song. I'm not after your girls." "Oh no, Rick. It's not that. We're here to give you a spelling lesson."
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Oh it’s the most privileged gripe there is, no question. Mock away.
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It's true that Jessie is typically a girl's name, so I'll go easy on you. Plus, the story's very funny.
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This is good. Reminds me of basic communication & courtesy. Free things, intangible things that take just seconds to implement and can make the world a better place for future generations.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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