Statistically speaking, all immortal beings will eventually get buried alive. At first, Salvador only had anecdotal evidence for this, but he's worked out the math since and it turns out it was inevitable. So at least he won't spend eternity feeling guilty with sand in his eyes.
12:52 PM - 8 Jun 2018
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