He wanted to surprise her, so he filled the living room with friends. She walked in; confetti cannons went off, he dropped to one knee. She fled in tears. Two years later, he still finds bits of confetti in the home he now shares with another woman. He lies about their origin.
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'Thanks for that. One less enigma taking up space in my brain.
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