”Who’s your weed guy?” ”I don't smoke.” ”But you're always high.” ”Never.” ”You’re spacey.” ”Just forgetful.” ”You love cartoons.” ”Steven Universe is great.” ”I’ve seen you eat a whole apple pie.” ”Are you judging me for not using drugs?” ”It’d just make more sense, that's all.”
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Replying to @MicroFlashFic
I once had an eerily similar conversation to this. Shortly thereafter, I got a sorely-needed haircut.
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Replying to @DuncanFiedler
I cut my hair twice a year. Stuff like this happens to me all the time.
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