He wanted to surprise her, so he filled the living room with friends. She walked in; confetti cannons went off, he dropped to one knee. She fled in tears. Two years later, he still finds bits of confetti in the home he now shares with another woman. He lies about their origin.
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I've been thinking about this for hours. Your response is like a zen koan. At first I thought: 'How's that for gender stereotyping. I was sure you were a woman. Wrong again.' But then I realised you could be a woman and still have a wife. Another enigma, like
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You were right the first time; I'm a guy. But you wouldn't be the first person to think otherwise. My wife and I both have androgynous names. We once had a landlord who called me by her name and vice versa. It was too awkward to explain so we just went with it. For two years.
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'Thanks for that. One less enigma taking up space in my brain.
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