"Animal control." "There's a bee." "Sir, this line is for emergencies." "This is an emergency bee." "Sir, we can't deal with every little bee." "It's not little. It's a big bee." "Sir." "It's banging against the window." "Sir." "The glass is starting to crack." "Sir?" ... "Sir?"
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Replying to @MicroFlashFic
I’m currently writing a short story that’s basically this. Please don’t sue me. We think alike, I guess?
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Replying to @MiryamHaworth
Go for it; I’d have to get in line if I wanted a trademark on enormous bugs. I’m sure your take on it will be awesome. I’d love to see yours when it’s finished.
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Replying to @MicroFlashFic
It isn’t a enormous bug, but it does involve pest control and something not unlike a bee. I’ll send it to you if you want, probably be done in about a week.
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Replying to @def_not_banksy @MicroFlashFic
Sure, when I finish. I moved house, so I haven't finished it yet.
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Replying to @def_not_banksy @MicroFlashFic
Hi again. So I've been feeling sort of guilty about not writing this, so here's an update on why it's STILL not done. Basically, it's a gift for a friend and is about her house, so getting said house right is hard. Summary: I'm bad at deadlines. Would you like a poem?
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Oh you don't owe me a thing. I'm just a guy on the internet. Write things for you and share if you feel like it. Deadlines are for work. This isn't that.
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