And tonight it's another cracking line up at in . With & and I have a new joke too.
#standupcomedy #London nevermind #Eurovision
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Michelle Shaughnessy
@Michellesfunny
Comedian, Actor, Writer, Eater.
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Thank you so much Joey for all your love and support! It was not shown in tonight’s episode, but you step in and defended me upon Sandoval’s vitriol attacks… not only one time, but 3 times!
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This might be the only time I use the hashtag at the end here but had to speak up about these garbage humans. You act tough and talk to my mom and my sister like that when you are on camera but you would never dare do that when your ego wasn’t being boosted.
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I bought a lawnmower and for the first time in my life I truly feel like an adult.
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If you were handed 10 billion dollars right now, what would you still never buy:
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Only for Jerry. RIP King👑
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Tomorrow, I’m getting my tour show filmed!
There’s been 1 single return - buy it! If you do, let me know, and I’ll shoot you over an invite to my exclusive after party tomorrow night!
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Fucking gross. Imagine being so hateful
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#BREAKING Police called in to manage the crowd at the York Catholic District School Board meeting. The topic of raising the Pride flag at YCDSB schools this June sparked this scene. The man at the beginning who you are seeing get swarmed was there to support raising the flag.
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International stand up comedy this Saturday, feat.
, , , and as MC.
Tickets: comedycarnival.co.uk/camden/
Doors 7pm - 8pm. Show 8pm - 10pm
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Pretty sure Tucker being canned by Fox has just opened him up for a political career.
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I need someone to talk me OUT OF or INTO going to Turkey for lipo. Who’s gonna be which friend for me today!?
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Moving to a new country and out of your comfort zone can be exceptionally difficult and lonely. and I talk about this and more in Ep. 9 of my podcast, “You’ve Changed.”
Watch in full on YouTube or listen on your favourite podcast app. 🎧
youtu.be/GP10FGi3unI
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I was asked to be a hair model for L’Oréal for a day. £600 but they can do whatever they want to my hair. This is a big no, right?
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New episode of my podcast “You’ve Changed” with is out today!
We discuss wealth, knowing your worth and how a move to London changed her life.
Listen now on your fav podcast app or watch full episode on YouTube.
youtu.be/GP10FGi3unI
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Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵
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Stand Up for The is back for its 8th year on Friday 28 July with Tom Ward and more hilarious comedians to be announced
Info and tickets at unionchapel.org.uk/venue/whats-on
#ComedyGig #ComedyNight #StandUp
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I just asked an employee at Sainsbury’s where a product was and she said “I don’t even wanna talk right now, alright”. I think I’m down with this level of at work honesty.
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Creed III was the first time, across 9 films and 47 years that Rocky Balboa didn't appear. I understand why he wasn't in the film but they didn't mention his whereabouts at all. That seems personal. Yes this is all I'll be thinking about for at least a day. #CreedIII
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Woah. A mother in Nashville just took over a live stream on Fox News to call out Republicans’ opposition to gun reform. (h/t )
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Can someone talk me out of trying to groom my Pomeranian myself?
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Lots more blogs from the 2023 have been added or updated on arichcomiclife.blog:
Abigail Paul
Kirsty Munro
Kevin O'Brien
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He also then sent me an email with the whole email entirely in the subject line.
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A doctor called me at 6:20 AM this morning!!!! Apparently in this country you can’t access a doctor when you need one but they’ll access you at insanely inappropriate times!
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After my show last night a man said he wanted to book me for a corporate. He asked for my number and I said to email me. He said it would be easier if he could call and explain the details. I gave it to him knowing in my head I was being stupid. Folks…THIS MAN CALLED ME AT 3am!!
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My Uber driver asked if he could talk about God. I said sure. He almost had me sold until he started down the list of who would burn in hell.
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#1 gained 30lbs
#2 My dog died
#3 I got a new dog/ozempic
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Lockdown started 3 years ago today. What are 3 things that have happened to you since then?
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Denied the ADHD meds I’ve been on for FIVE years. Which means paying over 2k to go private so my life can remain manageable.
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In the waiting room at my very first NHS doctor visit. Thus far the main difference between NHS and private is the lack of snacks and fancy coffees.
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Sydney is the American woman whose wheelchair was launched down a flight of stairs by college hockey player Carson Briere who has since apologized. The event was captured on security video and went viral.
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Hi im Sydney and it was my chair that was pushed down the stairs. I’m so thankful for all of Sullivan’s help in this situation and the kind comments I see on Julia’s post. I swear I really don’t wanna keep a cent of the donated money, I’d much rather give it to those who need it.
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Please COME!!!
Please SHARE!!!
Please COME!!
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The comment section is a dumpster fire of misogyny and victim blaming. I wish I could say I'm surprised by that.
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That’s my dad in the middle. In Peterborough Canada. Spoiler alert. He’s never been to Ireland 🤣🤣🤣
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So many funny women on this all-female lineup today. Fantastic headliner with @hel_hath_no_fury @emilycairnscomedy @doraflowers_comedy @autismmamaandpuberty @charlottebutfunny … instagr.am/p/Cprln6LMAOg/
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Day 8: I don't understand "Rachel's" statement. Need time to heal?....from what? Stabbing your friend in the back? A fake black eye? 
#Scandoval #TeamAriana #bravotv #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules
#Scandoval #TeamAriana #bravotv #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules
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I want a 3 part docuseries on titled “’s Road to #PumpRules Reunion” like J-lo had for the Super Bowl.
Also I hope he shows up with just one note card that simply says #scandoval
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