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@MichelleButeau

I've been doing sit ups since I was ten. They don't work. Buy my comedy album!

Brooklyn, New York
Joined January 2010

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  1. *** Check out Sisters of Comedy this Wednesday ***

  2. Happy Hallo-Weekend from Cory Feldman & 🎃 Don't miss TONIGHT at 8/7c on 🎷

  3. Can I Kick It? w/ & more! Part of Sat 11/5 Tickets

  4. Everyone is invited to this cool Halloween Party! Ghosted by me, and 🎃🎃🎃

  5. Dust off your Walgreen's costume huneys!! We're throwing a Halloween party Sunday 10/30 🎃🕸Music by !! 🎃☠️👻

  6. It's Monday and I can't stop thinking about Glen's eyeball.

  7. I just put on Norah Jones & did a savasana. I can't handle.

  8. "Watching myself do standup is like watching myself go to the bathroom. It feels good, I don't need to see myself do it" -

  9. I'm just like Eleven from Stranger Things.I know my nose is going to run when I leave the house & still never have tissues on me.

  10. This Sat, catch a live taping of the podcast w/ + more:

  11. Playing a few songs tonight at for 1st ever live production of RETWEET to win a pair of tix!

    , , and 5 others
  12. Donald Trump Jr. says the presidency would be a 'step down' for dad

  13. Big fan of nasty women.

  14. Really? Theee African Americans? Again?

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