Michael Haneke

@Michael_Haneke

i make movies and i love my cat even though he stinks lol (parody)

somewhere foreign
stuffonmycat.com
Joined November 2012
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  1. 17 Dec 2018

    lol

    3 replies 24 retweets 134 likes
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  2. 10 Sep 2017

    lol

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    7 replies 50 retweets 278 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    18 May 2014

    wear does kfc in cannes lol

    5 replies 110 retweets 182 likes
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  4. 24 Dec 2016

    happy haneke lol

    5 replies 448 retweets 802 likes
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  5. 18 Dec 2014

    o god i dun found theh hakkuh lol

    5 replies 71 retweets 143 likes
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  6. 17 Dec 2014

    i heer thers sceen in nite of cups when king jon un gets killd by drownin in leafs. just sayin lol

    3 replies 54 retweets 94 likes
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  7. 17 Dec 2014

    y didnt terorizsts stop rilees of yor highnuss lol

    4 replies 63 retweets 60 likes
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  8. 16 Dec 2014

    happy haneke lol

    7 replies 201 retweets 278 likes
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  9. 31 Oct 2014

    did u kno terruns malick got lyftiym ban from kfc 4 tryin 2 pay4 zingr burgr with leafs?? its wot inspiyud thin red liyns lol

    80 retweets 129 likes
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  10. 14 Oct 2014

    . free chikin plz lol

    3 replies 44 retweets 80 likes
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  11. 2 Sep 2014

    omg 2kind lol RT 2374 reesns y michael haneke is mor bettr than terruns malick lol

    2 replies 42 retweets 71 likes
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  12. 31 Aug 2014

    omg sum1 dun hakk my cats fone lol

    1 reply 88 retweets 103 likes
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  13. 26 Aug 2014

    . my cat nominayt u 2 do ice buckit challinge lol

    58 retweets 72 likes
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  14. 22 Aug 2014

    4 i deciyd 2 sho my cat dat film of the cayvs. ps how u kno if cat sleep or ded lol

    1 reply 50 retweets 64 likes
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  15. 22 Aug 2014

    i not dun nuffin all yeer and i still has mor parms dorz than the lotof u lol

    4 replies 81 retweets 96 likes
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  16. 22 Aug 2014

    y no1 ask me 2 ice buckit chalenge lol

    4 replies 119 retweets 117 likes
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  17. 19 Jun 2014

    lol

    1 reply 26 retweets 48 likes
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  18. 3 Jun 2014

    "ima cut u out mi film n riplayc u with a leafs!" - wot terruns malick says wen hes mad evn if u nevr workd on his film lol

    95 retweets 125 likes
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  19. 2 Jun 2014

    "hai gurl, i wud nevr forgett a dreem about ur cayv" - wurner hurtsog's fayvrit chatup lyne lol

    36 retweets 67 likes
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