Michael Mason

@MichaelPorfirio

The G Manifesto - The Guide to Getting More out of Life - The Rest is Up to You...

যোগদান করেছেন আগস্ট ২০০৯

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  1. ১৫ জুলাই

    Everywhere I Go I See Millionaires Doing this Whole "Millionaire thing" Completely Wrong No one is as Critical of their Fellow Millionaires as Me.

  2. ১৫ জুলাই

    I Always Smoke Heavy when I get Measured for Custom Suits Most people do Not Do something like this. Heavy Smoking or Custom Suits. Or Both at The Same Time Probably Only 10 people on Earth. And with Aliases I Am 7+ of those 10.

  3. ১৫ জুলাই

    EveryBody is Afraid of Getting Older fuck that. You just Need to Run a Village by The Sea Like a Fiefdom No one talks about this. The Original "Anti-Aging Formula".

  4. ১৫ জুলাই

    Most people do Not Know shit about Mangrove Tree Crabs

  5. ১৫ জুলাই

    Most people putting Insta-soy Workouts Online these days. Who gives a fuck? Keep it Low-Profile Fool.

  6. ১৫ জুলাই

    Beautiful Model girl: "What are You Doing Right Now?" Me: "Drinking. And Pull Ups."

  7. ১৩ জুলাই

    Everyone Constantly yapping about "Russian Indictments" these days. I Honestly do Not even Know what the fuck that shit even is. I Only care about Swooping Mass Amounts of Beautiful Russian girls in My Different Villages by The Sea. The Original "Russian Indictments".

  8. ১৩ জুলাই

    Open Ocean Swims with Beautiful girls Limited Downside Unlimited Upside No one talks about this

  9. ১৩ জুলাই

    People that Agitate Sharks In My Village by The Sea Are fucking Idiots This Had to Be Addressed.

  10. ১৩ জুলাই

    Beautiful Model girl: "After our Runway Show Tonight in Your Village by The Sea can We go with my Girlfriend and Her Boyfriend to Dinner Before the Swimsuit Launch Party?" Me: "No."

  11. ১৩ জুলাই

    What the fuck Ever Happened to Being Low-Profile?

  12. ১২ জুলাই

    This is a Tomato Frog I Am Cool with these guys in My Village by The Sea They Actually do Not Eat Tomatoes Most people do Not Even Know this. They Eat Insects and Worms and crap like that. So We have an Understanding. And thats Basically it.

  13. ১২ জুলাই

    I Grow My Own Tomatoes In My Village by The Sea. And I fucking Hate Tomato Hornworms. And I Hate dudes that Look like Tomato Hornworms too. Most dudes Look Exactly like Tomato Hornworms. So I Hate Most dudes. I Also Grow My Own Turmeric.

  14. ১২ জুলাই

    Astral Travel In My Village by The Sea Most people do Not do something like this.

  15. ১২ জুলাই

    Most people Will Never Understand The Art of Walking Alone and Being at Peace with your Thoughts in a Village by The Sea

  16. ১২ জুলাই

    Mass Amounts of Sunrise Open Ocean Free Dives with Mass Amounts of Beautiful girls In My Village by The Sea Thats Basically All I Do. Its Mindboggling that More people do Not go this Route Since its Proven Success.

  17. ১২ জুলাই

    The Greatest Victory is over Yourself Self-Conquest is The Greatest of Victories Mighty is He who Conquers Himself

  18. ১২ জুলাই

    Beautiful girl: "Does it Make You angry that Most people Will Not Pay Homage and Give you Credit for Originating So Many things?" Me: "I do Not Really Give a fuck. I Am a Millionaire."

  19. ১১ জুলাই

    Most people do Not even Realize that soy Also causes Chemical Contamination and Over Abstraction of Water Sources And Damages The Most Beautiful Agroforestry Systems of The World Greatest Crime Against Humanity Trust Me. It Runs Deep. That is why I Called it Deep soy

  20. ১১ জুলাই

    Average American "male" has 6 Lifetime Sexual Partners (probably Mostly dudes these days) A Run-of-the-mill Playboy Swooping 50+ Beautiful girls per yr is Living The Life of 200+ Average Average American males by Age 40 Just Run The fucking Numbers No one talks about this

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