Michael E. Riddle

@MichaelERiddle3

There's a song written about me years ago by a guy named Joe Walsh. It's called 'Ordinary Average Guy'. This is me. My friend drives a Chrysler, I own a Dodge.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2017.

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  1. I survived cancer twice. The day I left my oncologist I was driving home in one hundred degree weather, in heavy traffic, and I didn't care.

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  2. Yea, make mine a double.

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  3. 1. velj

    Children Of The Porn. Wait a sec. That's actually a good title.

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  4. 1. velj

    of Amontillado lies the reason for your death.

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  5. 1. velj

    Fantastic Bon Voyage

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  6. 1. velj

    I need more power, Snotty!

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  7. 1. velj
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  8. 1. velj

    So, when are all the Harvey Weinstein hashtag jokes gonna start?

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  9. 1. velj

    you are constantly resisting the urge to shit in your hand and throw it at people.

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  10. 31. sij
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  11. 31. sij

    My brother didn't allow toy guns. While driving up I watched his kids and others playing Army. All the kids had cool Army toys except my brother's kids. They had basketballs cut in half as helmets,dorky sticks as guns. The moral? There is no moral. Just a story that goes nowhere.

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  12. 31. sij

    I was on an empty stomach, man!

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  13. 31. sij
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  14. 31. sij

    Ever do any catfisin'? Late at night? Alone?

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  15. 31. sij

    Trump reminds me of Mussolini. I watch a lot of WW ll documentaries. I'm gettin' kinda scared.

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  16. 31. sij

    Gotta go. My pot delivery guy is here. Sorry blue states. This is California, man! (Did I get that right? Red? Blue? Fuck. I DON'T CARE).

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  17. 31. sij

    Can you guys tell I'm lit?

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  18. 31. sij

    At the last company I worked for I would sleep during lunch in the luxerous conference room. After a month I was joined by an Asian dude. We nodded in greeting (no pun intended.) When I left the company the room would be filled with sleeping Asian Engineers. Your welcome.

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  19. 31. sij

    Doctor Kevorkian

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  20. 31. sij

    Gotta go for awhile. Gonna walk to the supermarket for more wine. Gotta Stizzy pen re-fill commin'. Gonna be a bumpy night!

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