Michael Berner  

@MichaelBerner

Global nomad w/ . Formerly director of marketing &

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 6

    A 2am rescue of this whale shark with a 10 gal barrel tied to his tail ended in some surreal 1:1 swim time. We need to

    2 replies 3 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    . can you settle a debate with my wife? Is raw cane / honey sugar better than refined white? Or is sugar sugar?

  3. Jun 4

    Sometimes I think Google is listening to me with how scary accurate their auto search results are post conversation

    1 reply 5 likes
  4. Jun 3

    Congrats and team on another successful launch!

    Dragon confirmed in good orbit.
    1 retweet 1 like
  5. Jun 3

    This is insane! Congrats

    Amazing. Respect. Life goal realized.
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  6. Jun 1

    Bravo Pittsburgh!

    As the Mayor of Pittsburgh, I can assure you that we will follow the guidelines of the Paris Agreement for our people, our economy & future.
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  7. May 27

    2 outta 3 ain't bad

  8. May 25

    I may have glazed over the math but worth the read if interested in the simulation theory postulated by Nick Bostrom

    1 like
  9. May 25
    Replying to

    Update: common sense prevails! Captain just gave free tv! It's the small victories in life I guess.

    1 reply
  10. May 25

    Our flight is 4+ hours delayed, , don't you think it might be a good time to throw passengers a bone on some free tv!?

    2 replies 1 like
  11. May 25

    C'mon ambient computing!

  12. May 24

    "We want to make sure that...it feels like the suns coming up, and maybe there’s a car chase" - Daft Punk re: Weeknd

  13. Retweeted
    May 23

    Trump's proposal to slash NSF budget by 11% is like stomping on brakes when we should be flooring the accelerator for science

    19 replies 359 retweets 693 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 11

    "The internet landed in our laps without creating a curriculum that empowers you to know when someone online is full of shit." -

    13 retweets 19 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 10

    Spicer on phone to WaPo: 😡 "I was not IN the bushes! I was AMONG the bushes!" Editor: 🙄 Social media manager: 😎

    690 replies 12,868 retweets 27,637 likes
  16. May 6

    "The most dangerous worldviews are the worldviews of those who have never viewed the world" - Alexander von Humboldt

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  17. May 6

    I don't really know how to explain it but...

    0:47
    Replying to @GenePark
    Sorry this has been occupying my brain all day. Here's Pikachus to the tune of the Imperial March.
    3 retweets 5 likes
  18. May 5

    This is awesome

    A collection of 1600+ high-resolution National Park maps available for free download
  19. Retweeted
    May 1

    Jackson died in 1845. The civil war began in 1861.

    Here's Trump's full answer on "swashbuckler" Andrew Jackson and the Civil War: "Why could that one not have been worked out?"
    822 replies 5,084 retweets 8,517 likes
  20. Apr 24

    Our last international excursion in Patagonia. Great 22km trek from El Chaltén to Mt Fitzroy with this one.

    1 reply 4 likes
  21. Mar 26

    A lady in a bikini can sit on the plane in their safety video but a 10yr old in leggings is banned

    1) A gate agent isn't letting girls in leggings get on flight from Denver to Minneapolis because spandex is not allowed?
    1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes

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