Michael Hughes

@Michael31061457

smile it’s the best medicine

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2015.
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  1. prije 3 sata

    My wife answered the home phone last night and a guy on the other end says to her “You sound cute, I bet you have a bald pussy”! My wife told him “Why yes I do,he’s sitting on the couch watching TV, do you want to talk to him?”

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  2. 4. velj

    Does anyone else think the Trivago guy dresses like Ellen Degeneres

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    My wife has the body of a 20 year old escort Too bad it’s a Ford Escort

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    What’s twenty feet long and has five teeth? Any funnel cake line

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    NASCAR is just two hours of left turns

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    Never sway party poppers for your wife’s tampons They usually don’t have a sense of humor

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    Constipated people don’t give a crap

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    With the icy weather today the Department of Transportation suggested that if you’re traveling you should have a shovel ,blankets ,extra food,deicer, flashlights and jumper cables I looked like an ass on the bus though

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  9. 4. velj

    If you leave a vinyl record in the sun too long Will it play at warp speed?

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  10. 3. velj

    I woke my wife up last when I groped her boob She said “Were you hoping to get lucky”? I said “Yeah but I grabbed your boob and not the TV remote”

    3 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    It’s so cold in Detroit today The hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something warm in their stomach

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  12. 3. velj

    It’s so cold today I saw a witch wearing a thermal bra

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    The house is like a refrigerator today Every time the front door opens All the lights come on

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  14. 3. velj

    Today Is the day the music died

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  15. 3. velj

    It’s so cold today the agents are wearing mittens

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  16. 3. velj

    It is a scientific fact that a woman can be satisfied with just 8.5cm And it doesn’t matter if it or

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  17. 3. velj

    Nuke....... I am your father- Albert Einstein

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  18. 3. velj

    Having a Muslim cell mate can’t be all that bad No sex but you get to eat all the ham dinners

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  19. 3. velj

    Valentine’s is less than two weeks away So remember it’s never too late to break up

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  20. 3. velj

    Hakuna Ma’vodka It mean no memories for the rest of the night

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