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The undisputed, very elected Queen of Denmark. #parody I dethroned Trump, BJ and Truss. Putin and Sunak are next! DENMARK FOR PRESIDENT. Greenland is a state.
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Then there’s the little problem of most of the country not being able to afford food.. but yeah remainers: apologise to master ejit Tice.
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UK inflation in April was at 8.7% and food inflation is close to record highs at 19.1%.
Families continue to struggle.
The Government must do more to combat this crisis.
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This is funny. Surely Brexiteers can’t be this stupid?
Both France and Germany remained relatively stable over the last few years while the UK’s economy plummeted.
So he’s celebrating that the UK is playing catch up and might manage to get a little closer behind them again.
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Oh look - Brexit Bonus
UK to grow faster in 2023 than German France and Italy……
But Remoaners said we would perform worse outside EU….apologies when you are ready….
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The anti EU people out in force today to tell people how much better EU member states are at managing their own laws.
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German police dealing with just stop oil protesters - it’s not difficult.
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Brexit party: we don't want to be controlled by Brussels and Berlin any more.
Also Brexit party: let's copy Berlin right now
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Compare how German cops deal with climate protestors blocking roads with the soft-soap treatment of the Met
If only we had boys in blue like this! 
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The U.K. embracing all that post-Brexit democracy
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British Tories no longer pretending the UK is a free country.
Brexiteers are extremists. Ideology before reality.
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All those Brexiteers who claim to support Ukraine but also support this disgusting man, you’re the reason why problems like Putin exist. You enable these people, who in turn enable him. #BrexitLies #Russia
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The Tories, now unconstrained by EU regulations, are not only sending the U.K. into poverty levels not seen since the 1970s but also *literally* murdering the UK’s rivers. They are monsters in every regard. #BrexitHasFailed #BrexitBritain #ToriesCorruptToTheCore
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BREAKING: The River Lim in Dorset has been declared 'ecologically dead'.
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The UK now selects leaders by wrist strength because they're so used to all their Prime Ministers being absolute wankers.
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Post two pictures of an actor in two roles to show their range.
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Post two pictures of an actor in two roles to show their range twitter.com/drjonty/status…
But listen to dead engines like and , screw having a good life. Screw having wealth. They got you the good stuff: SOVRINTY and they made your passport blue and took away your rights to work, retire, and live easily in the EU. You got it all Brexiters!
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“Government efforts come as bank’s boss attacks Britain’s ‘extreme bureaucracy’”
Yup - the bureaucracy was never EU bureaucracy… the EU was busy stripping it away. It was UK bureaucracy all along. telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/
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The UK authorities are becoming monsters. Avoid if you have morals.
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POLICE JUST TASERED A (POTENTIALLY UNHOUSED) MAN AND SHOT AND KILLED HIS TWO DOGS pic.twitter.com/gyNPh1NSCEShow this thread
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Yes yes sex offenders haha 12 millions what what nothing no? Just a dust of Daddy’s sack. Righty Ho peasants.
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Justin Welby helped the charge to stop Jeremy Corbyn becoming PM.
But, still, he can have a laugh with P Andrew. So all good. 
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The true face of Tory Britain. Indistinguishable from Russia.
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Images like this will fly around global media in no time.
Completely unnecessary and illiberal policing. The heavy-handed image management attempt has backfired absolutely.
Our Home Secretary is responsible for the misjudged idiocy.
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The Callais jungle has moved to the palace.
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"By 2024, the average UK household will have a lower living standard than the average household in Slovenia. By 2030, on present trends, it will be poorer than the average household in Poland."
The UK is quickly becoming the poor man of Europe.. again.
#BrexitBrokeBritain
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Stare sanctioned oppression. The UK descends deeper into fascism every single day.
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"Those who seek to attack our ways of life repeatedly will be met with court orders preventing them from causing chaos again."
Home Secretary @SuellaBraverman on the Public Order Bill receiving Royal Assent.
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F*cked up scene from the UK, indoctrinating children, making them dance around a maypole — an ancient rite of fertility — representing a penis.
But #TransRightsAreHumanRights is an issue.
They pay to dance around this pole.
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Forced chanting affirmations of a head of state. Is it the 🇬🇧 OR 🇰🇵?
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They tried to drown out the boos and the protesters chanting NOT MY KING, by getting school children to chant He's OUR King.
This is some Kim Jong-un stuff.
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A message from British people to Brexiteers: the idiots and cultural jihadists of Brexit Britain.
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Brexiteers: we need to protect our borders
UKGov: 💰 🇫🇷?
France protects British borders
Brexiteers: we should look after our own
UKGov: 🏏
The EU: Fine, we’ll save the Brits, again
Brexiteers: 🤡
As the UK prepares to eat this foul quiche, a German-French recipe belched from the bowels of history, I ask... What the hell is wrong with them?
Brexit (and the Tories) is the cause of all of your problems, UK.
The UK in 2023. One of, if not the most racist countries in western World.
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What the absolute Hell is wrong with this country?
The #ToryCriminals have a lot to answer for.
Please report these accounts into oblivion.
The UK sent the Prime Minister to stare at a pothole, which was not fixed until two weeks after his visit, and even then it's just a temporary fix. A plaster on one of 2 million wounds.
That country has become a joke since Brexit. Avoid.
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Well Professor Patrick Minford, senior stooge at … I’ve simply watched the UK and can confirm that this is not true, and it’s actually a drop in living standards and a 20% INCREASE in the cost of living.
#lies #BrexitReality
Same as the UK. The BNP and the far right are the biggest predators.
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Every time you shake a tree in Trumpville,... another sexual predator falls out. twitter.com/Roshan_Rinaldi…
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Wait, this Orange Creme trend isn’t about Trump?!
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Can you imagine tweeting this as the U.K. starves, coming out of a winter where people had to choose to eat or heat. People like this would watch the U.K. burn just to satisfy their unhinged hatred of the EU.
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EU protectionism pushes up the price of food twitter.com/LizWebsterSBF/…
Countries pay attention. The U.K. are so desperate to say “we got a trade deal” that they will literally give you anything.
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UK’s Brexit Trade Deal has Potential to Flood Market with Dirty Palm Oil
In a weakened position due to Brexit, the UK has accepted Malaysia’s demands to reduce import tariffs on palm oil from the current 12% to 0% – Rachel Donald reports
bylinetimes.com/2023/03/31/uks