So @johntdrake just turned to me in bed and asked, “If a dog was a lawyer in court, would he be more believable if he was wearing a full suit, or if he could speak English?” 
I picked English but he made a compelling argument for the suit.
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Full suit, but only if it’s the kind that has fake arms holding a briefcase to really convince the jury that he has done his research and has paperwork ready to prove his client is innocent.pic.twitter.com/R0eNUXbQIY
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Most lawyers' penises are.
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DELETE THIS WHOLE THREAD
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Bless you all for this exchange
Kiitos. Käytämme tätä aikajanasi parantamiseen. KumoaKumoa
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I wrote four different “hung jury” joke replies to this but I think instead I’m just gonna go to bed.
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This is quality internet.
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