WE NEED YOU NOW.
Wakes up.
Checks Twitter.
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Regrets checking Twitter.
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AND WE NEED YOU NOW 2NITE AND WE NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER AND IF YOU ONLY HOLD US TIGHT WE'LL BE HOLDING ON FOREV-
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Where's the "hand holding up a lighter" emoji?
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I'm straight up too jacked on covfefe to sleep. PERIOD.
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Yes, hello. Can you define "covfefe" for me please?
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What is the country of origin? Can you use it in a sentence?
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United States. "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
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Yeah, I walked right into that one, didn't I?
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i think i'm in love with a dictionary
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I'm breaking up with
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I'd love to have a polyamorous relationship with the robot and the dictionary.
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PolyAImorous
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