You rock. You might want to do a post on "schadenfreude" next.
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Your social media team deserves a raise!
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Who thought I'd laugh so hard at a dictionary Twitter?
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Does it sound better in the original Russian?
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So this exists?!?! :(
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Yes, bummer. He got one right
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I believe they entered it in
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Marry me?
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Making dictionary sexy again. One tweet at a time.
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Can a country have or wear sleeves, tho?
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See this is why I have to stop following you guys! Have me wasting $$ spitting out my drink I just bought!

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Move over, http://Dictionary.com . I have a new wordy love.
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had me as soon as I joined Twitter. Bright spot in my day.
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Trump calls dibs on inventing it.
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You Merriam-Webster are my idol
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I love you.
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