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@Mermaid_Tattoo

Floating between parallel universes. Fighting white ghosts and feeding hungry goldfish. Troll slayer, superheroine and habitual retweeter.

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Joined January 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    9 Aug 2014

    Study the past if you would divine the future.–Confucius

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  2. 9 Aug 2014
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  3. 26 Jul 2014

    Achievement-whores. Ugh. Especially the ones with law degrees. Get over yourselves! Honestly, no one cares.

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  4. 1 Oct 2013

    . A word used only by print journalists.

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  5. 8 Sep 2013

    What is it about motherhood that turns some women into psychotic bitches??

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  6. 8 Sep 2013

    Clive Palmer for PM!

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  7. 22 Jun 2013
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    22 May 2013

    A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life. - Bob Barker

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    22 May 2013

    30 Signs You Went To A Black College

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  10. Retweeted
    21 Mar 2013

    Former Russian ballerina claims Bolshoi dancers were pimped out to wealthy businessmen who sponsored the theater

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  11. Retweeted
    29 Mar 2013

    Jennifer Lopez lost a huge paying gig in India for a cricket tournament because she had a huge list of demands. Pitbull hired instead

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  12. Retweeted
    10 Apr 2013

    Gwyneth Paltrow signed copies of her new cookbook in NYC last night. Banks were there offering loans so people could make recipes.

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  13. Retweeted
    2 Apr 2013

    Associated Press drops term 'illegal immigrant' - hopefully our media will do the same with 'illegal boat arrivals'

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  14. 13 Feb 2013

    Love it: Rust bucket with doors = Granpa Pig's boat

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  15. 11 Nov 2012

    Ugh why does other people's shit have to smell so bad??

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  16. 11 Nov 2012

    After seeing him in two movie appearances I can now officially say that Rudolf Martin is HOT.

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  17. 1 Nov 2012

    Two things I can say about the bitches at my 20-year : 1) I don't remember your names, and 2) I'm gorgeous without makeup

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  18. 1 Nov 2012

    Never realised before how beautiful the cinematography is during the early rural scenes in 'Superman'

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  19. 1 Nov 2012

    OH.MY.GOD. Christopher Reeve is SO hot as Superman, even after three decades he's still screaming hot - - - OUCH!!

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  20. 1 Nov 2012

    An idea for film directors - remake 'Roshomon', but change the setting and title to 'High School Reunion'.

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