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Wow, these soccer players are so good at hacky sack. Maybe they should just play that.

@willdoingthings I changed your mind last time and you just FORGOT

@MemberOfSpecies No I remembered and tried to watch soccer to give it a more fair trial, and decided OH MY GOD IT DOES ACTUALLY REALLY SUCK.

@MemberOfSpecies i.e. you convinced me on an abstract level that the underlying idea is decent but the rules are retarded and it's boring af

@willdoingthings if it's boring, why doesn't it bore people? #checkmate

@MemberOfSpecies Why do Jezebel articles about Miley Cyrus entertain people? Trick question. Those aren't actually people.

@willdoingthings cogito ergo sum, bro

@MemberOfSpecies qualia or GTFO