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@nithgrim I like the part in "The Lord of the Rongs" where they threaten Gollum with the sword Stong.
@MemberOfSpecies part in the first horry potter book where, after he learned he's a wozard, harry wazard his way past the professors' trops
@nithgrim Of course, there's no way to reconcile the existence of such magic with the basic laws of Strong Theory.
@MemberOfSpecies the universe began when the strongs strang themselves together to create it, in an event called the Big Bong
@nithgrim Ah, yes. Hard to imagine how they caused it to bing.
@MemberOfSpecies they've only bung once. must be a rare hoppen.
@nithgrim Of course, that was when Kongs still kang, and God gad in all the world.
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