It seems like a lifetime ago that we made our first blowjob joke, and thought people will either get it or they won’t. We found our people. They call themselves Earpers. And it’s clear because we are standing here that when Earpers speak the world hears them.
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Actress. Star Trek?! Ready or Not. Letterkenny. Wynonna Earp. I can't please everyone. I am not Nutella.
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I’m really proud of what we’ve accomplished over these four seasons and so excited to get to watch the second half of season 4 together. There will be tears but there will also be laughs. And crop tops. And family ❤️
And with that, I hope you all Make Your Peace.
#WynonnaEarp
I’m so happy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Survive. Fight. Win. Sound familiar? 
#WynonnaEarp Season 4 hits @SYFY July 26.
#WynonnaEarp Season 4 hits @SYFY July 26.
I'm openly crying and I don't care. I have so much love for each and every one of you. Thank you for being exactly who you are.
#FightForWynonna
So..... on Dom’s Birthday I noticed she posted something. I tried to open it, but the site wasn’t responding. Today i was finally able to read it.
Listen. I don’t need social media to know who Dom is. I am lucky enough to have known her for years. We’ve shared a lot of truths
Kat, Katherine, whichever one reads this, you complete me. You balance me the fuck out. You are the Jeff in the relationship and thank God I found you.
I'm going to miss live tweeting with you all, but also happy that we get 6 more to look forward to. Thank you for being there for us.
Love you all,
Mellie
NICOLE YOU ONLY GET ON YOUR KNEES FOR ONE WOMAN, BITCH
#WynonnaEarp
I was in the mountains minding my own business when I came home to find out that #ProudOfMel is trending. I’m beyond blown away. I just want to make you guys as happy as you make me. I can’t Earpin’ wait for #WynonnaEarp tonight.
Just popped in to say that my first line on the first day back shooting Season 3 is: "Whisky, neat."
Aaaaaaaaaaand WE'RE BACK!
#WynonnaEarpSeason3
Happy Birthday to my sister . Your life is a never ending adventure, but I hope that with me you will always find home. Miss you. Love you.
please note, Wynonna did not interrupt this time
thanks in advance
#WynonnaEarp
Listening to my dad tell my son that “they don’t make tv shows like they used to” got me like
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“You’d better not be on Tinder, man. Just use your hand and bide your time.”
-Kat Barrell, #Covid advice, July 9th 2020
#WynonnaEarp
Remember the time Haught dehydrated my baby sister and a 16 year old heard everything and offered her Kombucha?
#WynonnaEarp #WayHaught
I was just warned that there will be kids on set and to watch my language. Just fire me now. I cunt do it.
Let’s all just pop this little gem onto our Netflixes today.
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NEWS: Met with @Netflix about @OneDayAtATime S4
They made clear that they love the show, love how it serves underrepresented audiences, love its heart & humor, but...we need more viewers. They'll decide soon.
I wish I felt more confident
WHAT CAN YOU DO? Tell friends to watch!
I was sleeping when this happened, and when I opened twitter this morning and saw this, my son yelled for me to come wipe his bum. I truly love my life. You deserve this win in this trying year, #Earpers. WE LOVE YOU MOST. And to our crew, the ❤️ and soul of the show. THANK YOU.
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Wow. I will never stop being amazed by this community. I feel so lucky I get to be in this wonderful world of yours. Love each and every one of you #Earpers! #E4L 
twitter.com/peopleschoice/…
twitter.com/peopleschoice/…Guys my kid knows he came from my stomach. He does not understand what his dad had to do with anything. I said “Huh! You know what? I forget! I’ll try to remember and tell you tomorrow!” And now it’s tomorrow and wtf do I say??? He’s 6, and I’m immature. Help.
“Mama, how did I get bones? did YOU put the bones in my body?”
“No, sonny.”
“Was it papa?”
What I actually said:
“No, it was nature.”
What I wanted to say:
“No, but he put a bone in me and that’s how you got here. mystery solved, stop asking questions.”
The saga continues.
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The more things change, the more things stay the same.
Now answer your damn texts, please, I want to mail you something.
With love, not labels, your ‘sister’.
Thank you for joining us on this extra special (for me) ride tonight. I hope you liked watching as much as I liked making it. I love my #WynonnaEarp family so much.
Thanks for the support , , , , and the crew. Perfect.
Hire. These. Professionals.
I had 30 seconds. Thirty. Seconds. To thank everyone for carpal tunneling me into a win. I love you guys. So much.
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This year’s @CogecoFund Audience Choice Award winner is @MelanieScrofano! Congratulations! #WynonnaEarp #Earpers #CdnScreenAwards
I’m in quarantine at a farm that has hens in the back, and the owner will bring you eggs if you ask for them. Today I asked for some. She told me the hens didn’t lay today.
I guess the lesson here is that ovulation is a fickle bitch, and my cycle is synched with the hens’.
Ok well I found pics of Kat tripping out so I guess we’re even. (Katherine was getting her toe nails painted).
Fully cried while reading this. We all need an escape right now. I can’t wait for #Earpers to finally get what you fought for. I’m filled with love. And coffee. But mostly love.
I’m shaken. I’m shaking. Sometimes I want to fight, but I don’t know how to. Sometimes it’s easier just to feel helpless. Thank you for teaching me what fighting for what you want looks like. And thank you for doing it with class, love and humour in your hearts. #FightforWynonna
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#WynonnaEarp on the big screen!! In TIMES SQUARE!!! @MelanieScrofano looks GOOOOOD. We even recruited some tiny Earpers from Girls Skate Too! Don't let them down @IDWPublishing @IDWEntertain! #FightForWynonna
To the person who stole my People’s Choice Award from my doorstep (no that’s not where I kept it, that’s where it was delivered): My preference is that you return it. But if you won’t do that, it is your duty under God to watch our show and tell all your friends to watch it too.
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I’d rather just tell you this in person, Dommie, because i think you’d prefer me to say it to you and not on social media. But just this one time, let me say it here just in case anyone else needed to hear it too: I am proud of you. I always was. I continue to be.
Guys I'm SO pregnant, and I'm still wearing leather pants I don't wanna brag ok I do #WynonnaEarp
LAST NIGHT I DREAMT THAT USING LOWER CASE LETTERS WAS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT .... I THINK I MIGHT BE STRESSED.
I couldn’t feel more loved. I’m lucky to have each one of you in my life. I hope I give the world half as much love and light as you give me. Thank you thank you thank you. And just to stay on brand: {insert boob joke here}
“Here is the Funko prototype. Do you have any notes, Melanie?”
“Bigger hair, bigger butt.”
I present you with a top-shelf Wynonna! 😍
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2019 SDCC Exclusive Reveals: Wynonna Earp!
#SDCC #FunkoSDCC #SDCC50 #SDCC2019 #WynonnaEarp
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Tim who inspired these tweets because of his own beautiful tweets, you mean more to me than you’ll ever know. Thank you for your generosity.
It was fun, this. Thank you earpers ❤️♥️😭
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MELANIE SCROFANO - #CdnScreenAwardWinner for the 2021 @cogecofund Audience Choice Award.
#CdnScreenAwards #CdnTalent #CdnTV #PortraitStudio
Photo credit: George Pimentel
We’re back at it! Day 1 of #Wynonnaearp is done and dusted! I’m going to sign off for a bit, to make sure I tell this story with the focus it deserves. I can’t wait to see you all again. Thank you for giving us the chance to keep fighting. I adore you. Meanwhile, #masks are great
Just perusing Georgia's film and tv COVID-19 guidelines:
"Avoid manually opening and closing doors on the premises..."
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Mama Earp. You give life. You change lives. I love you. #wynonnaearp
One of my first jobs was on a little show called #Supernatural. The two leads were kind, generous, fun and set the best tone for cast and crew. I thought "If I ever am a lead, I want to be just like them." Happy birthday to half of you #HappyBirthdayDeanWinchester
Baby Melanie: Dear God, will I ever know what unconditional love and support looks like?
God: Yes Melanie. You shall come to know both, and they shall be presented to you in the form of #Earpers. You’re welcome in advance.
This thread. #FightforWynonna
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Just to be extra clear, Earpers here's the plan:
Step 1: No Chill Twitter - #WynonnaEarp #FightForWynonna and tell @IDWPublishing & @SYFY why you love this show!
Can someone vote for Kat for me? I owe her. She knows what we did.
Hey #Earpers! It’s ’s birthday! Please post your favourite links of: beautiful old houses; heartwarming/hilarious dogs; amazing skillshare projects you’ve tried.
I bought a 20 Kg bag of flour for $13.99 because it was a good deal. I then had to order a $50 storage container big enough to hold it so that the flour wouldn't spoil.
I guess what I'm saying is that I might not be the right person to homeschool my children.
#COVID19
Sweet dreams, everyone. Let's hibernate until Season 4.
Thank you for being on the ride with us.
Remember the time I funned my sister's Dad?
I thought this said BEST SHOW EVER. But it was #TheScifiFantasyShow. Same same.
Congratulations #WynonnaEarp!!!!!! Let's get hyped for #PCAs! (and just like that, I voted for us by cleverly using those three hashtags in a single tweet.)
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WYNONNA EARP NOMINATED FOR BEST SYFY SHOW 2020 
People's Choice Awards: Complete List of Nominees - E! Online #WynonnaEarp #Earpers eonline.com/news/1193078/2
People's Choice Awards: Complete List of Nominees - E! Online #WynonnaEarp #Earpers eonline.com/news/1193078/2Seems appropriate to bring this one back, but for a different reason. Thank you #Earpers. You are the heroes.
Honestly, I don’t hate waking up this way. Congrats to all the nominees 😍♥️ Félicitations à toutes les nominées ♥️
Tee hee
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#WynonnaEarp's @MelanieScrofano to Direct and Guest-Star on @realTimRozon's Syfy Drama #TheSurrealtor (EXCLUSIVE) tvline.com/2020/09/17/mel
This episode was as fun to shoot as it looks. Thanks for joining us everyone.
I can’t wait for next week! Oxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo
BET YOU ALL WISHED WYNONNA INTERRUPTED NOW..... #WynonnaEarp
Thank you to those who went to Times Square for freezing in order to get this for us. We love you so much. Pass it on.
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We are all crying because this family is the mother Earpin’ best 
@MelanieScrofano and @emtothea, my tears are frozen but they are for you #WynonnaInTimesSquare #WynonnaEarp #Earpers
@MelanieScrofano and @emtothea, my tears are frozen but they are for you #WynonnaInTimesSquare #WynonnaEarp #Earpers
#Carmilla panel: I learned that you can make vampire teeth out of fake nails and denture glue and now I know what I’m doing after this. *insert vampire emoji that I’m too lazy to find*
Happiest birthday to the soda stream of my life. You are the carbonation to my water. And yes, @joshfromsyfy had to tell me it was your birthday too.
I tried to connect my smart tv to wifi to devices and all of them stopped working. And I can’t go to anyone’s house to watch #WynonnaEarp. But you know what I CAN do? Tweet randomly and hope that somehow it relates to what you’re watching. I’m excited for this experiment.
NICOLE JULIA ROBERTS HAUGHT DON'T YOU DARE GET MY SISTER"S HOPES UP LIKE THAT AGAIN #WynonnaEarp #WayHaught
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So Earpers, please continue to use your voices wisely, kindly and passionately. But take no shit. And also:
Dear people with sniffly noses: I’m not scared of you and will not act like you’re the devil if you sneeze or cough. Just cover your mouth and we cool.
Don’t turn into a dick is the real #CoronaVirusChallenge
Tim, Kat and Mel go to boxing.
Aftermath: Tim is fine. Kat is fine. Mel may not be able to #EarpSoon
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Dom is gonna wee, and then she's gonna tweet something.
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Dude your boobs Dom. Thanks for the ratings. #WynonnaEarp
Wait. WHAT????? 😱😭 Where's the ugly crying emoji?
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The nominees for Best Lead Actress, Drama Series: @MelanieScrofano, @MsKristinKreuk, Caroline Dhavernas, @wendy_crewson and @AmybethMcNulty. Congratulations! #CdnScreenAwards
Baby girl, don’t let your destiny keep you from love. Trust me.
#WynonnaEarp
Can't wait to meet you all in Paris at the Empire Conventions, “Next Stop: Purgatory” event on Saturday, November 2nd and Sunday, November 3rd 2019.
Website: empire-conventions.fr
Ticketing: lepotcommun.fr/billet/atcxtvic
#NSP #NationalNappingDay
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with one another, and I’ve always felt like her willingness to be open to ideas and experiences was something that would lead her to happiness and peace. I guess I’m just trying to say that I’m proud and impressed. But I always was.
The time has come to get offline for a bit. Season 3 starts tomorrow! As I enter my bubble, I wish everyone love and laughter, and I expect nothing fun/exciting to happen until I get back, capisce? #FOMO #Focus #WynonnaEarpSeason3 #LetsDoThis
Kat: "There was a baby in there...AND NOW IT'S UPSTAIRS!!!!!" while sitting next to me watching #WynonnaEarp
My birthday was a solid 6 out of 10 which is NOT BAD, all things considered!!!!! I wish I’d come onto twitter and seen your beautiful messages- then it would have been a 💯.
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YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY SAY CUNT!! I did that for you!!!!! Love you too.
Jeremy says fuck, Waverly smokes, Doc says bitch, WHERE AM I #WynonnaEarp
Hahahaha just thinking about how much Dommie must have felt weird doing that sexy camera look makes me chuckle verily #WynonnaEarp
You work hard to be a good mother, to earn their love and respect, to let them know that you are there for them no matter what. Then you play this card and IT ALL GOES OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.
I’m in a 2hour long covid testing lineup in Ottawa. We’re out in full 30degree sun. People are looking out for each other, holding spots in line for strangers to get a break from the heat. I love it when we look out for each other ❤️❤️❤️❤️
It’s almost as if the people in this business class lounge have never seen a grown woman in a full Nutella onesie before. 🤔
But I got to play a god damn demon hunter who gave birth on a pool table and had the love story of a lifetime. Respectfully, I feel like I win. ♥️💋🍾
Lady: Know who you look like?
Me: This should be good.
Lady: The girlfriend on The Listener.
Me: That's me.
Lady: No the actress' name is Melanie.
Me: My name's Melanie.
Lady: Wow! Huh. I don't remember the character name.
Me: Tia-
Lady: Check her out! Melanie on the Listener.
In the spirit of #WorldMentalHealthDay, I’m gonna admit that I’m anxious and a bit blue today. I’m telling you that because I’ll be on the red carpet later acting and hopefully looking like my life is perfectly together and glamorous. It’s not.
When you end a call from one of your bosses with ‘Love you!’ ‘Love you too!’, you know you’ve got a good gig. #wynonnaearp
KATHERINE. OR SHOULD I SAY...... KAT. Because Katherine would NEVER.
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My two year old is being taught active shooter drills at daycare. What is happening in the world.
My hope for my sons is that although they may be as handsome as their father, they are also cool enough about it to make this their Profile Pic on dating apps.
