Over their bullshit with the Autobots. And I'm just popping off. Basically in this dream they're clearly placeholders for evil racists/cops/etc. And I'm telling them they have no honor, and trying to invoke ANY sense of decency any of them have.
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Then next I'm on a roof in Toronto. I spend a lot of time just looking around at the city in my dream because it's so cool and beautiful, then it starts to storm. There's a vacant apartment available in the building and I wish I could live here, but I can't because it's Canada.
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So then I go to another place, which look just like all the apartments in this dream and I comment on that in the dream...and I'm told all new apartments have this design. Big open livingroom space, fireplace. It's weird, cookie cutter, almost 1970s.
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So now I'm at a sorta party where I don't know anyone. And I get told someone wants to talk to me in the other room. And a white woman GRABS MY ARM rather violently which I do not respond well to. Then they're all on my ass about how dare I scream at the Deceptions
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and who the fuck am I to talk for the Autobots and all I'm doing is centering myself and then someone accuses me of probably making a gofundme to make money off the Autobots and I'm like whoa who the fuck are you...
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And they're from like some Autobot Defense League or some shit. And then another white woman grabs my arm and I'm about done. And then a Black woman puts her arm out and stops them from grabbing me. And now everyone here HATES me and thinks I'm an asshole and I can't even try
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to explain. And I look around for ANYONE I know...and there's no one. So then I'm sitting by myself feeling sad and put up, everyone is talking nasty, shooting me nasty looks. And then I'm like, 'Wait a minutes. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE and why the FUCK would I care what they
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think?! I know, and that's all that matters.' So then I'm like 'what's to eat or drink until I can blow this taco stand....' And then I'm told I have to do standup for a funeral. Yes. Stand up comedy. for a funeral.
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And I *have* to do it. And ofc I have nothing prepared, I am not a comedian. So I'm like okay. And so I just try to talk about Catholic school, the Catholic experience, without being offensive, just keeping it light and funny (or trying to be funny)
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And I'm told to do this until they basically tell me I'm finished and someone else then will speak. I don't even know who's dead btw. Or why I have to do this. Typical dream bullshit.
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AND IT IS GOING ON AND ON AND ON At one point I'm quiipping if this was a Mass, we'd be long done (Mass is an hour). NO ONE COMES TO TELL ME TO STOP.
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So after like...3/4s have fucking LEFT, I wrap it up and make my escape outside, dodging guys who claim they used to go to school with me who I don't know. Several of them back me into a corner telling me how pretty I am. I then inform them I'm a sex worker and Dominatrix now
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So that I can escape as they're all like 'what?!' and shocked. So then I dash down the street.... and it's the apocalypse.
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I only have my basic travel bag on me with my basic crap in there, basically think of a canvas carry on. And I'm trying to get people to stop for me so I can catch a ride out of the Apocalypse zone. I think it was zombies, but I never saw a zombie.
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So then there's a guy driving an RV, and I forget who it was but he's a guy who always plays like an older Jewish dad. Not the guy from American Pie, but LIKE that guy. He ain't stopping, but then something falls off his RV, and his kid (daughter like 8?) jumps out and he's
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all freaked out now I'm going to grab her, or jump in their RV. And I'm like 'Wow you're an asshole. I'm an ASSET fuckface. And I helped his kid and waved them off because THAT GUY was an idiot and I don't want to die. Sad about the kid tho.
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And then I see a giant pine tree (like a giant Xmas tree) off the road, surrounded by other trees not like it...and I think if I have some paracord in my bag, I can truss up a hammock high enough to sleep for the night without zombies or humans getting me. Then I woke up.
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And I'm not adding this in, but I just remembered bits and pieces of an entire Mall scene that happened where I was looking for a 'cure' for something I had, but it turns out it was just a cold and I needed hot broth. So yeah, everyone is having these weird ass dreams.
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Also why does spell check not know how to spell Decepticon.
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Also to anyone wondering why I mentioned the race of the women, it was because in my dream I very much NOTICED the race of the women. The white women were acting like Karens, in my face, ignoring anything I had to say, touching me without permission. And the only person who
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stopped that, just before shit in my dream was going to get violent, was a Black woman. So in my dream, it was noticed by me. (And since my brain creates the entire thing blah blah blah)
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