mj sims

@MelanieJoySims

i been writing. i been writing. advertising stuff + music stuff, too. clips on my fridge include , , , .

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  1. 13 hours ago

    Chicago, did you REALLY just mail me a $25 ticket for parking more than 12 inches from the curb?

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    Apr 4

    We admire the strength, courage, and hope that Dr. Maya Angelou exemplified. We will forever remember her incredible legacy. Learn more about her here: .

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  3. Apr 3

    Nothing like reading somebody else’s script. It inspires a feeling of “I can do this!” But also, “I am trash!” Simultaneously.

    New in the Library: Scripts from every single season 1 episode of THE CHI. Read them today! Thanks a million, and !
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  4. Apr 3

    me: hey, self, let's get five more scripts done! self:

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  5. Apr 3

    “Ok, sooooooooo...” is my favorite GMail chat salutation.

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  6. Apr 2

    The British guy narrating Blue Planet II said “the whale shark has a cough” ... and my brain exploded at the thought of such cuteness. 🤯 Then I realized old dude said “calf” not cough, and...

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  7. Apr 1

    Also, shoutout to Norte Dame sis with the beautiful three. But my goodness, my heart breaks for Mississippi sis who botched those last couple plays. I hated that for you, girl.

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  8. Apr 1

    If your great-aunt with the cat stroller is crying tonight, it’s because — like me — she watched the latest episode of “Call the Midwife.”

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  9. Apr 1

    Relationship Phases: Friends Might be something there friends Talkin’ Dating Boyfriend Serious Boyfriend Fiance Married Married as hell Relationship Phases according to ya grandma and ‘nem: Ya friend Ya little friend Husband

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  10. Mar 30

    Durand Jones & the Indications, “Is It Any Wonder?” un flame 🔥🍷♥️ dem blues so sexy.

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  11. Mar 29

    Also, there isn't enough love for "The Roof." cc: the CAPS-happy person who said, "WHO THE HELL LOVES 'THE ROOF' THAT MUCH?"

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  12. Mar 29

    Just did a Mariah Carey singles bracket, and the winner is: 💫🏆 “Always Be My Baby” 🏆 🌟 “Breakdown” made it into the final four, though. Just saying.

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    Mar 29

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    It’s tell me your fav WOC to follow on twitter.
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  14. Mar 28

    "Mama ain't raise no..." A mood:

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    Mar 24

    Me hyping up my friends pic on the TL after approving it through iMessage

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  16. Mar 27

    Suppose is part of some larger all-celebrities-in campaign that kicks off the rollout of the next album. "Bite" would be a weird title, but if you asked me how "Lemonade" would have worked, I wouldn't have known the answer ahead of time either.

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  17. Mar 27

    Watching the Roseanne cast on “The View”... and it’s like the conversation is buffering. Strugglesome. Like Whoopi is biting her tongue. Or maybe I’m projecting.

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  18. Mar 26

    Fresh sheets after a shower is a gift.

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    Mar 26

    thoughts & prayers.

    : Gun manufacturer files for bankruptcy protection one day after "March for Our Lives"
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