Melissa

@MelSchwa

WEAR A MASK. QU Alum. Media Research Analyst. Dave Grohl enthusiast. LIRR complainer. Challenge fan. OTH lifer. Team Pacey. Let’s Go Mets. BLM. I can go on ✡️

New York, NY
Joined August 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 25

    I’m sorry to everyone who lives somewhere without good bagels

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  2. 18 hours ago

    Thank you for sharing , I recommend everyone read this!

    "I thought I could change The Bachelor franchise from within. Until I realized I was their token." Here, read 's cover story, as told to
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  3. Jun 20

    Thank you for requiring show attendees to show proof of vaccination! Sorry there were a bunch of people protesting it outside 🤣 And thank you for opening up MSG. It was a beautiful way to get back to concert-going

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  4. Jun 20

    I’m not really at a Foo Fighters concert this is likely a dream right?

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  5. Jun 18

    I wake up at 7:15-30 on my days off and many Saturdays recently. This does not happen to me on the weekdays. What is wrong with me lol

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  6. Jun 17

    Literally such a little shit 😂

    Noah Syndergaard is currently in the Mets dugout. To make sure I knew, he just walked up and threw about ten pieces of gum at me as I was looking away. When I turned and looked at him, he said: “They’re sugar free.”
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  7. Jun 16

    It was such a good season but I was NOT thrilled with that Handmaid’s Tale finale at all

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  8. Jun 15

    Wow I need to talk about Cruel Summer but I also need to sleep lol

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  9. Jun 15

    Why is it 2021 and we still can’t refill Metrocards online in NY

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  10. Jun 15

    I truly thought people cared about my GH posts on Facebook back then 😂

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  11. Jun 14

    Congrats Karl, you told Katie you had information but purposely withheld the specific details that could have helped her if it was true. What a guy! 😐

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  12. Retweeted
    Jun 14

    Peyton Sawyer is back at it in her Tree Hill Ravens letterman jacket.

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  13. Retweeted
    Jun 14

    Brooke Davis is back at it in her Tree Hill Ravens letterman jacket.

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  14. Jun 14

    I've been on the phone with Quest Diagnostics twice over a period of 40 minutes, having been transferred a total of six times. I truly do not understand why this needs to be so complicated

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  15. Jun 9

    I need to plan more NY shows, not festivals, with ample time in advance and with more frequency

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  16. Jun 7

    Okay so the dude with the blow up doll... I was certain he was going to bring out a dog. I feel robbed of a moment tbh

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  17. Jun 7

    Mmmmmmmmmhm.

    If a woman has sex with 100 random men in a year, she can still only produce one full term pregnancy. If a guy has sex with 100 random women in a year, he can produce 100 full term pregnancies. So why exactly are we only talking about regulating women?
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  18. Jun 7

    While The Bachelor franchise has been a bit of a scandalous topic recently I am actually excited for this season. I think and hosting will be a great change and they will really offer support no one else can!

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  19. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Dancing into the week with enthusiasm unknown to mankind 😤

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  20. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    I wish my phone understood that it’s lil screen time report is none of my business.

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  21. Jun 6

    No longer the Wilpon’s Mets that’s for sure....

    You got to love this team. They continue to find a way to get it done.
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