Mehran Khaghani

@MehranX

Season 9 of NBC'S Last Comic Standing, regular at the Comedy Cellar, cohost of Hush Money, free show every Monday night at 8 at Pinks on 1st and 10th, NEW YORK

New York, NY
Joined March 2009

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  1. IF U DON'T KNOW WHAT UR DOING TONIGHT, UR COMING TO AT . FREE MONEY, DRINKS, DJ, LIVE COMEDY. RAISE HELL.

  2. TONIGHT! HALLOWEEN BASH FEATURES , , , , & ! Hosted by &

  3. TOMORROW NIGHT! Halloween show! , , , , & ! Hosted by & !

  4. THIS MONDAY! Halloween show with the lovely , , , & ! Free hugs from !

  5. Have a safe and happy Halloween weekend, everyone. <3

  6. Seriously, how uncircumcised was ABBA.

  7. I love balls. Give me a set that looks two scoops of mostly melted ice cream and I'm in ecstasy.

  8. Abandoned by the world, sick, shivering, came and visited me and rescued me from four days of torturous sobriety.

  9. Enya and I were going to make love once, but she was on her Orinoco Flow.

  10. Where the hell does all this snot even come from??

  11. Just watched The Girl on the Train. Who knew so many fitness models could all wind up in the same whoopsie-doodle!

  12. I knew I was putting off getting sick but JEEEEEEZUSSSSSS. I am an 80s horror movie today.

  13. Mehran Khaghani followed and
  14. Next show is Saturday, 11/5 w/ & Drag Queen Dusty Boxx! Part of !

  15. You loved him on Jimmy Kimmel, wait til you see on Season 15 of !

  16. . is my source and my guide. She is my guardian angel and my light in the dark. In her grace, I am invulnerable.

  17. I get what Gaga was saying, but EVERYONE needs to remember that changed the whole fucking world.

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